From the Weekly World News site: "I've had enough of this free web crap. When I was a kid, the only thing we got for free was a beating. So I want all you deadbeats to start buying the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS this week and I MEAN NOW! Get in your broken down jalopy or on your stolen schwinn and get to a retailer that sells this truth laden periodical and shell out some cabbage. Stealing won't help, as we need to get sales recorded for statistical purposes."

Sent by Chris Pirillo.